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Well i originally thought that my first extravagant expense once i got rich would be a helicopter. ALhtough that remains a close tie i am thinking of my next investment and experiment. I have been thinking of this for a little while now - but how fun would it be to pretend you are important for a while and see how many people just fall for it without asking any questions. So here is my plan. Pay one or two guys to follow you around in suits and be like body gaurds/personal assitants/drivers. Not only is this incredibly useful for picking up the dry cleaning. But people will start wondering when you have you guys sit next to you in all your classes or wait outside the door and pick you up after class. People will just start rumors as to why and who you are and such. Not only will the rumors probably be rather hilarious considering the source. But the mystery will be rather intimidating - who would mess with someone that has guys in suits following them around. Well - as you can imagine the possibilities of hilarity are rather endles. But oyu have to be sure that no one knows of the ploy. Expected expenses : Salary per person 35-40k per year, one black saloon car 40-70k. So i guess this is how rich people have fun?