not dead.

well, there are a few shingles off the hoose, a few lost branches, and no power. but contrary to previous reports, im not dead, just offline. orlando is a mess, power lines down, trees down, roofs ripped off and cars crumpled. sitting in panera now on the net, oh, orders up…

OUC’s press release
what i want to know, is how/why lockheed martin made it on the list of “critical facilities”..


4 Responses to “not dead.”  

  1. 1 Jason

    Because they need power to contain the T-cell virus.

  2. 2 Will

    Probably because they make missles and other military hardware.

  3. 3 kyle

    "missles"

  4. 4 kyle

    no, i think they make the stuff that goes in the MREs to make you not poop. way more important than "missles"

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