anti-obsession system coming soon

will sent this one in:

A young girl nicknamed “Snowly” died last month after playing the online game “World of Warcraft” for several continuous days during the national day holiday.
Meanwhile 7 major domestic game makers have agreed to install an anti-obsession system on eleven online game products.

My favorite line was “A big online funeral was held for Snowly one week after her death.”

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3 Responses to “anti-obsession system coming soon”  

  1. 1 rick

    Are you fucking kidding me.

  2. 2 max

    I dunno, sounds like pretty good population control if you ask me. They just sit at home and die silently.

    I had obsession-controlling parents. I also have a mac. I don’t have to worry about playing games…

  3. 3 kyle

    haha. whatever, i’ve seen you playing photoshop.

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