d-bag of the week award
Published March 1st, 2006 in Newsgoes to the driver, who we can all guess the name of, of this car:
yes, they DID only make 399 of those for sale, and yes, you did have to be invited to buy one. oh traction control? yeah it has one of the best on the market.
if you are going to crash a ferrari enzo, you should be doing something far more spectacular than getting on an onramp.
i had to stop and have a laugh at his very large expense. sorry if that makes me a bad person.
WHAT A D-BAG!!! OMG.
Yeah, I have no qualms with people crashing Enzos. As long as there are like at least 100 of them left or something, I’ll be cool with it.
I do have a little rule I’d like to impose on the crashing of supercars, though. That rule is that you must be going within 15 miles per hour of that vehicle’s top speed. That is all. I don’t care if you’re drunk on cheap gin and on the coke binge of your life, with Paris Hilton giving you road head on final impact. I would not think of that as a waste of a decent car UNLESS you were doing something lame like 120 mph. Anyone who crashes a supercar at a speed I can do in a family sedan deserves to live through such an ordeal in order to become the mockery of the world.
D-Bag of the year? Nah, D-Bag of the year will be the douche who cracks up a Veyron in a parking lot.
another of the 399, much better wreck. Car was actually chopped in half…and the driver ran into the woods. http://www.autoblog.com/2006/02/21/ferrari-enzo-half-off/
Damnit Bill I was going to post that.
was that the wreck that involved alcohol, a CLK SLR and the bank of scotland?
that fucking pisses me off.
WHAT a fucking D-BAG!
Again. I hate douche bags almost as I do crazy green monsters that whine till your ears bleed.